Self-indulgent pseudo-intellectual garbage;

Third-rate 1970s porn

Her With The Hair
Some God-Forbidden Place, Och-Aye Land, United Kingdom
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade Scotland - Highland UK
Interests: (7)
being vague, not that, not this, save me barry, stuff, that, this

We went to that really cool place -- you know the one you haven't heard of? Yeah, they make their own tomatoes out of vodka? It was great. And we walked along the canal and we got on one of those hop-on hop-off hot-air balloons, just so in case we got bored walking we could go on the balloon for a bit, then we could walk for a bit... And then I think we saw some French double-bill of old movies, y'know, which reminded us we hadn't had sex in about half an hour so we did again. And then we went and we did that -- you know we're both in a band? Yeah, it's doing really well, it's called Black Yoghurt -- we did a sort of lunchtime gig. In that really, really cool place, you know, the cellar that's above the building? It's called Umlaut -- well, it's not called Umlaut, it's just two dots over a U that isn't there. And then we saw loads of people from all over the world and saw several art galleries and went to about five operas and some production of the ballet -- it was really good; I think I was in it. And then we had sex again, and, yeah, we just ended with some of that Japanese pizza -- it's on stilts, it's really nice...


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